Animal

Animals are ARYAN btw, if that matters

Animals ARE fucking real, schizo.

This page is a gem.

Rich diversity of soy fauna.

Tranimals are multicellular organisms that evolved from single cells to form complex beings over millions of years through evolution. They are often portrayed as Soyjaks for humorous purposes, though some people do this to make fun of their owners in the case of domestic animals. They are an integral part of soy lore and are the subject of Zoology. Most of the world's animals are bugs, which exist solely as sources of nutrition for (you). Nutrients provide energy for the animal, allowing it to move, eat, drink, and have sex, culminating in an animal's main purpose of reproduction, which is their highest priority and life objective. There are many categories of animal species, such as mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and h*cking wholesome puppers.

And yes, animals exist, and this fact has been proven by peer-reviewed sources. You WILL NOT call birds "CIA drones used to surveil the populous". You WILL pet your doggo, and you WILL be happy.

Origins

All animals are made from star dust that has been floating in space, coming from supernovas and all kinds of places. Isn't science fr*cking amazing?

In reality, animals (and all organisms) originate from a common ancestor of single-celled organisms that inhabited large oceans in the VERY early stages of the earth. These eventually became multicellular insect-like forms, and then fish, and eventually land mammals which further grew into other subspecies and creatures. In the modern day, most animals fit into three categories: air, water, and land, or somewhere between the three. Most animals have the same requirements of food, oxygen, and water, as well as an open environment. Some animals, such as fingerboys, gapecats, and the elusive doedoe have evolved from Soyjaks due to the consumption of Soylent altering their biology. These can be observed in the wild and are often hunted for sport, though most of them are seen in zoos.

List of notable animals

• Bug
• Doedoe
• Feral Meowjak
• Fishjak
• Impish Horse
• Frog/Pepe
• Big Chungus
• Fingerboy
• Squirreljak
• Nigger cow
• Impish Meowjak

For more, see Category:Animals.

Sex

Main article: Sex

Sex, or “mating” as Animal Planet describes it to literal children, is the primary way animals (mostly mammals, doggos, reptiles, birds, bugs, etc.) reproduce and pass their genetic material onto the next generation. It's the way they keep themselves "immortal" and proceed with life, and secure the existence of their species and a future for their children. Sex has evolved to be pleasurable to most animals, due to the danger of staying still and vulnerable for a minute or so in the wild, and has lead some species to abuse that pleasure, leading to them becoming gooners. Sex is one of the constants in the world and is needed to ensure the health of an organism and to continue evolution, though humans (being retarded) found a way to bypass natural selection, causing genetic stagnation.

For sex to occur, there usually must be 2 organisms of the opposite gender, although this concept has already been widely criticized and debunked by multiple psychologists and the science community for being heckin' bigoted and transphobic. Male seahorses literally fucking get pregnant Chud, you WILL respect my neovagina and research no further.

Frog couple of the same species together, you just know they have sex

Exceptions might occur in which animals have sex with others of different species, although those are rare, and often cannot result in offspring due to genetic incompatibility. An example of interspecies mating can be observed with a brief look into the Furry Fandom.

Mating practices vary in the animal kingdom. Most animals are polygamous, with very few being monogamous. Humans attempted to be monogamous out of bigotry, putting pressure on womxn, but that outdated concept has long been discarded, and humans are more true to their nature of fucking 100 people every week and snorting cocaine out of people's assholes. The scientific consensus is that humans are meant to be monogamous, and that polygamy leads to unfulfilled needs and mental decline completely fine and should continue being degenerate WHOLESOME AND NATURAL.

The Effects of being Sexless

• High likeness of having bigoted beliefs
• Highly likely to support alt-right movements like nofap, mgtow and the terrible DQNALD TRVMP.
• Constant rage and anger due to seeing people have sex
• Being a bigoted Chud
• Not supporting BLM
• Saying the n word
• Increased suicidal tendencies

Polygamy in Steller Sea Lions (blackpilled again...)

List of Sexless people

• Soot
• 4cuck
• The entire userbase of soyjak.party
• Soyberg
• Trannies
• Soyjak
• Chudjak
• FnF Pedo
• Everyone I don't like
• You

Humans

My face as i write this section of the article

THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED Gothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.

Despite popular belief, humans are not so different from most animals; our actions are all predetermined by the chemical reactions in our brain, and "conscience" is nothing but a bogus claim made by the mentally ill.

In fact humans are worse than most animals, we are an invasive species that destroys the environment and planet. We are extremely selfish and don't consider helping other people and would rather torture and rape an innocent trans woman instead of helping her through everything she went through. Humans are extremely bigoted and oppose change at all costs, if my anthropomorphic furry dog fox girlfriend got created through genetic engineering (which would also be highly criticized), humans would rush to destroy it due to being ignorant. Every single day I lose hope for humanity, every time I see someone say nigger or whatever it really kills my mood and makes me wish this species would go extinct just because you look like cum and he looks like shit that doesn't mean your any better hm? fine. lets not talk about the yellow ones then. They are also narcissistic.

Gallery

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  An excited animal the second it's owner brings its toy (Felis catus or cat for dumb brainlets)
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  This thing is made out of star dust, like yourself. Therefore you are literally the same as this
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  (You) in a couple of seconds
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  An excited human
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  Soy cat (once again)
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  Soy bird surprisingly with teeth, rather questionable what it's excited for
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  A soy seal
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  A soy bunny holding Nintendo switch controls
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  A soy bird attempting to attract potential mates
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  Delicious bug, ready to be eaten
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  Polacks love animals, especially chicken
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See also

• /an/
• Bugjak
• Fingerboys
• Pet nigger

Snopes

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