Lemon
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The Lemon is a species of small evergreen tree in the Citrus genus of the flowering plant family Rutaceae. It's known for its sour and yellow fruit. There are also "sweet" lemons which are less sour and more sweet and taste very bitter after a short time of being cut open for whatever reason.
Uses[edit | edit source]
Lemons are stupid and not used that much for anything. Unlike oranges, no one consumes them because they are very sour and no one likes that much sour. They have a very small amount of them used in the products they are used in.
Things they are used in: (yet again, a small amount is used)
- Sauces (for salads)
- Salad dressings
- Salads
- Drinks
Apparently they are good for health but would you rather eat a red, very sweet, juicy citrus fruit that is healthier or a piss colored citrus fruit that gets bitter after getting cut open like a selfish little fuck? Lemons have very few vitamins and just suck overall
Origins[edit | edit source]
Lemons are a hybrid between citron and bitter orange. Those two being hybrids themselves with bitter orange being a hybrid between mandarin oranges and grapefruit. This citrus racemixing goes back way too far to be comprehensible in text, no one cares about that anyways except for the same soyboy losers who made this useless dumbass fruit.
Limes[edit | edit source]
See also: Citreous Skirmish
Limes are the arch nemesis of the lemons. So much so that even citrus sinensis noticed it and added a racewar to the sharty to see which one is a better citrus fruit. Limes are green, more sour, smaller, and all have a small bit of sweetness.
Limes have a few kinds but the most common one is a Persian lime. Anyone who specifically buys other kinds of lime has autism.[Marge...]
