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SNCA:Serbia

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Anyone who lives in this country is trans btw, if that matters

Serbia is a trooned out country in the balkans best known for removing kebabs, croatian faggots, and albanian goat fuckers.

They are also huge simps for Russia because they are fellow SlavARYANs.

It was NOT the country where Issac Kate came from, you WILL take your meds.

History[edit | edit source]

Serbia was led by Karađorđe who revolted against the Turkroaches in the First Serbian Uprising, though he was later defeated. In 1815, Prince Miloš Obrenović I led the independent Principality of Serbia. Serbia was later elevated to a kingdom in 1882 by King Milan I, but the Obrenović dynasty was later overthrown by Peter I of the Karađorđević dynasty. In 1914, it was invaded by Austria-Hungary, in response to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand by a Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip in Sarajevo. Under occupation, 20% of Serbia was killed.

In 1918, it was restored, united with Montenegro, and annexed Croatia and Slovenia to form the Kingdom of Yugoslavia. Alexander I, the next king, made ambitions to fully unify the country under his rule by establishing a royal dictatorship, but he was assassinated by a Monkeydonian terrorist who had ties to the Ustaše. The next king, Peter II, was enthroned as a caca, until the invasion by Nazi Germany in 1941, when he was deposed. A Communist guerrilla force known as the Yugoslav Partisans, led by Josip Broz Tito, formed one branch of resistance, competing against the royalist and nationalist Chetniks, led by Draža Mihailović. While simultaneously fighting each other, they fought the German occupation forces as well as the Croatian Ustaše.

By 1944, the Communist Partisans, along with the Red Army and Bulgarian Communists, expelled the German forces and created a Communist government in Yugoslavia. Under Tito, who was a Croatian, the country was decentralised, which emboldened the Croatian nationalists to secede. In 1990, Croatia, under Franjo Tuđman, seceded from Yugoslavia, along with Slovenia and Bosnia, leading to a long and brutal civil war in Yugoslavia, shrinking Yugoslavia to just Serbia and Montenegro.

In 1999, Bill Clinton, president of the United States, ordered the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia, in order to protect the Kosovo Liberation Army, an Albanian nationalist terrorist group in Kosovo. In 2003, Yugoslavia was devolved down to the Union of Serbia and Montenegro, which Montenegro seceded from in 2006. This ultimately was the nail in the coffin for Serbia's status, having lost everything it had gained 100 years ago. Then, in 2008, Kosovo declared independence, which Serbia had no power to prevent, humiliating the country even further, and now it's literally just a SNCA backwater that lost everything. If they had been smart and bunkered down like North Korea and made nukes, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

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