Venezuela

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GEEEEEEEEG THEIR LEADER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

As of March 27, 2026, Venezuelan IP adresses are banned from acessing the Sharty.

Their flag is a great toilet paper alternative. (ESL in purpose)But the stars is in wrong place so it not real fla-BRAPPPPPPPP!

Venezuela, also referred to as Vaginazuela^{[meds, no one says that]} is a country located in the north of South America. It is a poor shithole that with high crime rates and political instability, makes even other South American countries look better in comparison.

About them

Venezuelans are all brown mutts. The majority of Venezuelans are the result of a mixture of Europeans, Africans and Amerindians.

Their country has one of the highest homicide rates in the world, you are safer wearing a louis vuitton sweatshirt and the most expensive rolex in the middle of the most dingiest alleyway in chiraq at 2am than you are in Caracas, Venezula.

8 million Venecos have fled the country to shit up others, their retarded parents usually ditch their children when doing so, leaving them to get kidnapped, raped or killed In fact the kidnapping is so bad over there that 80% of them go unreported

Venezuela has the cheapest oil and gasoline in the world but Venecos can't profit from it due to being retarded enough to elect a socialist president 30 years ago

(But don't fret as orange hitler will be making the most of this opportunity, and not because he's a hecking imperialist).

Also their leader got captured GEEEEEEEEEEG, they also made him wear nike tech

Pedophilia

Pedophilia is extremely common and it got to the point where a campaign was made there called "Pedophilia is a crime" In the first ten months of 2022, the Venezuelan Public Prosecutor’s Office recorded 1,024 reports of child sexual violence. Pedazuelans are complete diddyblvds, so if you see one then make sure you inform Chris Hansen and assist them in their suicide.

Relation to the Soysphere

Venezuela in relation to soyjaks is often associated for being the nationality of the ESL FNF Pedo. 'ki editor GapeNewell is from here btw, if that matters.

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