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Mulletjak
Mulletjak smell like cheese ~ mt + acMulletjak, originally called Tylerjak, is a soyjak variant meant to mock nu-nu-males. It is traced from former Department of Interior Communications Director for the Biden Administration, Tyler Cherry.[2] Some claim it is samefagged by a couple of people, but this is unsubstantiated. Apparently the first time this variant was forced it was by some obsessed faggot who wanted to coal up the variant. [3]
Mulletjak is the kinda guy to drink Matcha in a studio apartment in New York with his Asian girlfriend, while working on a script for a JewTube video essay about post-irony on his Macbook Air.
Since January 14, 2026, Mulletjak is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Labubus
- Matcha
- Dubai chocolate
- Tiny expensive apartments in crime-ridden big cities full of "ethnically diverse" populations
- Crumbl cookies
- Japan and Korea
- "HECKIN' DEEP AND SERIOUS ADULT ONLY CARTOONS" about trauma
- Most things on this list
- Creating and watching video essays about late stage capitalism
- Smiling Friends
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- AI art
- Fascists
- Any humor that makes fun of anyone other than the "fr*nch" and "engl*sh"
- Most things on this list
Personal life >oh my heccin fanfictionero[edit | edit source]
Jonathan Lay-Dorphy was born on january 17th, 1995. He lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. He knows all about underground cultures, and he's established in Bushwick's scene, which is a scene full of all kinds of funny and fantastic characters. He might be the coolest white person that you'd ever know, because he knows so much about different music subcultures. He has a whole rotating cast of friends and enemies, and an impressive knowledge of modular synthesis. Jonathan, obviously is a male feminist. He runs his own zen. He loves Roberto's designer pizza and casually shops at Mr. Kiwi. Do you know what any of those things mean? Neither do I. But Jonathan loves them. They're staples in the Buschwick's scene. He is a proud DJ. He does this because making your own music requires talent. So instead of putting in the effort to make his own music, he just uses other people's music. He does DJ events with Y2K aesthetics where he does it for WPB Princeton (that's a radio station). Mulletjak also hates Philly, and his parents, because his parents are problematic and once triggered his Asian girlfriend Luna. Even though Jonathan hates Philadelphia, Philly has its own underground scene, but it's just a subpar mirror of Bushwick. Everyone knows Mood Ring is the coolest club in Bushwick and Jonathan can often be seen there with Luna. Mulletjak loves podcasts and he hates Ariel Pink and John Mass because they're cancelled from the culture.
Admin Reception[edit | edit source]
On July 29, 2025, 9a0c (under the Limeade alias) called Mulletjak a gem.[4]
During the Second Soyanniversary, Doll and Root were both asked on their thoughts on the variant. Doll said it looked too much like a self-insert and should look more like a slopjak,[5] while Root said it was a "new age gem". It's even cartoony in the way the swede's soyjak variants used to be compared to their trace."[6][7]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Mulletjak Gaping -
Mulletjak Grimacing -
Mulletjak Smirking -
The first version, named Tylerjak. -
Another early version of Mulletjak, this time bald. -
Mulletjak showing off his arms full of tattoos. -
Mulletjak Spinning -
Nobody looks like this. -
Mulletan. Mullet-Soytan if you haven't guessed.
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.ph/YVuGK
- ↑ File:OPBackstory2.png https://archive.ph/JIYV0
- ↑ File:OPBackstory.png https://archive.ph/JIYV0 (Ignore where he says Kurtis Conner.)
- ↑ http://archive.today/617ES
- ↑ File:Dolls thoughts on Mulletjak.mp3
- ↑ File:Roots thoughts on Mulletjak.png
- ↑ File:Mulletjak Question to Root.png
