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Sidson
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Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is a forced Soyjak variant created by oldfag gegbull and known grandma molester[1] Vinluv Anton Handesbukia (Powerword: Bryan Truong Pham) as the "superior spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from The Lawnmower Man.
The creator of this variant nobody uses is so obsessed with it that he made an entire splinter dedicated to it after getting banned from the Sharty. It has somehow outlived jakparty.soy. In an ironic twist, Vinluv turned out to be an even scarier pedophile than most jartycucks.
Reception[edit | edit source]
Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force it until it finally got a tag on SuBooru[2] which was promptly hidden as he broke the rules by spamming it. It was also forced on the sharty, and when the jannies there began deleting Vinluv's posts (which obviously included Sidjaks) for spam Vinluv tried to start a controversy called VATHgate, which nobody but himself cared about. During VATHgate, Vinluv started hiding Sidjaks into regular soyjaks in hopes of Sidjak being accidentally reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will.
Since 2025, there have been many horrifying discoveries about Vinluv. Kiwicucks discovered his secret Xitter account where he goons to fat furry inflation, though sometimes he forces that fetish even on his mains. He also has a Pixiv account where he follows 'p artists. Typical tranny namefag behavior, but he went a step further and molested his dementia-ridden grandma on stream while sucking on her toes. He also eats shit and drinks piss (literally). As the cherry on top, he argues with his parents about having no job or friends, which cements his image as a no-life loser. Before most of this happened, he had been in many soycords such as QAfe, and was friends with notable 'cordniggers such as DTC and even Zuken, being in the latter's server, proof that he has always been a degenerate, and is currently in a discord containing minors he recruited from twitter and instagram where he shares his furry inflation art.[1]
Overall he turned out to be a mentally unhinged asian shitskin horrorbvll on par with Chris Chan and you should be cautious if you want to shill Sidson. Is this really who you want to associate with?
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The original inspiration -
Siddle me this? -
They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs -
>NAS AM I? -
Sootron, it was wrong to serve you. -
The Final Sid-lution (BLUD PREDICTED 67💀) -
In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything. -
Can you find them all?
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