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Parrotjak
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 Parrotjak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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This page is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.Parrotjak is a variant who was traced from (despite his name, he wasn't traced from a parrot) a green humphead parrotfish (also known as Bri'ish Fish.) He is known for his oddly-shaped head that looks like a piece of raisin [He just does, OK?] or makes him the next brainlet wojak. He first appeared sometime around the tail-end of December 2023 and is frequently associated with Brimstone Winter 2024.
Reception and Use[edit | edit source]
Parrotjak has received some mixed reception, as some soyteens consider him coal because of how uninteresting he looks. Others however, consider him a gem since he can represent retards.
Personal life >oh my heccin fanfictionero[edit | edit source]
Parret J. Ackerman was born on September 5, 2001. He lives in Visalia, California. When he was just six days old, the 9/11 attacks happened. His parents were watching the news, and in a moment of shock, they accidentally dropped him. He hit the floor hard, the side of his face taking the brunt of the fall, and the book his dad had been reading slipped from his hands and struck his head. The impact left his head misshapen and caused severe cognitive damage. Now 24, he is unable to speak coherent words, only screaming and speaking in gibberish. Throughout his life, his parents have struggled with the thought of ending his suffering, but they have never been able to bring themselves to do it.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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parrotjak with a parrot -
Parrotjak back when he was called “Parrotchickjak” -
Parrotjak as a bird that isn’t a parrot -
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parrotjak fusion with mentaljak
