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Shotjak
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 Shotjak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Shotjak, also known as Shotson, is a soyjak variant based of an image of the late Jake Brantner. The real Jake Brantner was shot and killed in front of his daughter while trying to buy a gun from a black guy he met on Craigslist (see: Nationality). Despite all of his rage, his layers of fat prevent for any emotions more extreme than this. Shotjak believes that McDonalds and seed oil is a human right. Shotjak is often portrayed as a janny.
Since February 2025, Shotjak is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party.
History[edit | edit source]
Shotjak was created in a "Jak him" threads, lost to the achieves on April 4, 2023.
